Shiver me timbers, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day 'n t' honor such an occasion I wants t' let all me Maties know that thar be plenty o' booty t' be plundered! Sail on over to Long John Silvers and if ye say 'ARRRR!' ye be getting a free piece of classic white fish.
Then hoist the sail 'n head o'er t' Krispy Kreme who be givin' away a FREE Original Glazed Doughnut t' all who talk like a pirate, but better yet, if ye dress like a pirate ye be gettin' a whole dozen!
Now fer a wee bit o' fun! Below are some jokes ye can tell ye hearties today (though they may force ye t' walk th' plank), courtesy of PirateJokes.net. 'n if ye too would like t' speak like a genuine pirate, check out the FREE Pirate Translator below! Simply enter in any text ye wants 'n 'twill automatically transform it into Piratenese.
A: A GOLDfish!
Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
A: To buy an iPatch!
Q: How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
A: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Q: What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
A: Arrr! Me heartie!
Q: Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
A: He had a killer left hook!
Q: What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
A: One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A: A buck-an-ear!
Q: Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
A: Because the road was SCURVY!!!
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A: A Squashbuckler!!!
Q: What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
A: He got Marooned!